Oprah, unexpected...

Sometimes you are given little jewels from the universe. 
My came in the form of Robert- the hotel concierge. 
While this post was going to be about the trip I took to the Chicago Fabric and Trim show, it happily turned into something else. 
10:35 am : From our hotel window

Walking back to our hotel room after a long day looking at fabric, Mr. says, "Why don't we see if we can get tickets to Oprah for tomorrow?"

Poor, sweet, innocent Mr. 

He knows not what he speaks. 
He knows not that I have been trying to see Ms. O for like 20 years. He knows not that I've spent hours on the phone when tickets are up only to hear the busy signal
 over and over and over again. 
He knows not that I've spent hours in front of the computer pouring my heart out into that little box of possibilities only to find out that my story is in fact more than the allotted 2000 characters.
He knows not that any given woman would just about sell her first born to be able to hold said tickets in her hand. 
"Ask the concierge." he says.
Three little brilliant words that come out of his mouth.  The three best words he's ever said. 
OK- it's up there with I love you.
So we casually walk up to Robert (aka Mr. Wonderful)
and while I roll my eyes around I say, "So, there's no possible way we could get tickets to see Oprah tomorrow right?"
To which he replies, "Um, yeah, I think so." 

And then the ceiling opened up and the angels began to sing, beams of light poured in, babies stopped crying, people were healed 
and then my husband shook me out of my daze. 
"Hey, hey- he needs our name and number." 
I think I babbled something and handed him my card and he simply said, "I'll call you in a few minutes."

You see, people of the world, there is such a thing as the "hotel stand-by line" in Oprah world and Mr. Wonderful has put us on it. 
So while my initial shock wore off, new thoughts of horror sank in. 
What am I going to wear?
I don't have my Oprah outfit!
 I had to accept my clothes as they were. Luckily, I did bring my red lipstick. 
5 am : Safeway grocery bag as shower cap 

Mr. Wonderful assured us that if we get there by 6:30am, we would have no problem getting in. 
And so, we got there at 6 am and were 2nd in line.
Everything is lovely in Oprah world. The Hillman bagel truck was outside giving away free pastries and coffee for all in line. 
As we waited more and more lovely ladies showed up. There was so much estrogen in the air that even Mr. was starting to get weepy. 

6:10am : Waiting in line
They seated all of the guests that had tickets first and then came to us. They had about 7 seats available for the stand-by crowd and we were 2 of those. 
While we went through security, we saw blown up pictures of past shows lining the hallways. The car giveaway, Oprah giving her two handed high five, a sobbing woman looking overjoyed about something. I could only think back to all of those past shows I loved to watch when I would get home from school. I've gone through pretty much all of Oprah's different hair dos starting in the 80s and yet I can't actually pinpoint any particular show that was my favorite. 
As soon as she strolled out everyone including me had been wound up to such a frenzy that I thought the studio would explode. 
And women started to cry. And then the gay men started to cry. And then the straight men, who didn't quite know how they ended up there, started to cry. 
I realized why there was a box of tissues in every aisle. 
The show was about Tiger Beat teen idols. So not only were there women who adored Oprah but also really FREAKY fans of David Cassidy, Jackie Jackson (Oprah's teen love), Peter Frampton and the Backstreet Boys. 
It was so cool. 
Cool, because I can't think of a better word. 
I was exhausted, emotionally drained, and needed a stiff drink. 

I am thrilled to have been a part of it. 
That show will air on November 4th, 2010.

Moral of the story: It never hurts to ask. 

10:35 pm : From our hotel window

What has been your favorite Oprah show?



Pinching Earth


Mehmet Ali Uysal, Pinching Earth


No explanation needed.


Wish List #1

In case I have a long lost rich Great Uncle out there that would like to shower his niece with lovely goodies from around the globe, I have started a wish list. 

 Gomitolo Oversized Knitted Clock in White 




Feel free to purchase even if you are not my uncle. 
I'm not picky that way. 


For the love of Steve

If I haven't mentioned it before- whoever invented the DVR is a genius. 
I get about 47 minutes while the kids are watching Myth Busters on Saturday morning.  47 lovely minutes to myself and the computer. 
We have a sort of arrangement, the computer and I. We've had our ups and downs and now we know each other very, very well. 
I have an imac and contrary to popular belief, it is the bane of my existence. Just ask Brian, Mel, and Brad over at the Apple store in Tyson's Corner and Jake and Jenny over at the Fair Oaks one. And the patient David who spent about 5 hours on the phone with me.
They know. We've gone through really rough times together. Somewhat akin to giving birth. In the end I ended up with a new bouncing baby computer.
I named it Steve after it's father.
So apparently after all that, Steve is still a bit touchy. He only likes to go to certain websites. He's very picky and somehow he knows when I'm in a hurry because he will taunt me with that little circle thingy going round and round until I get fed up and snap at him.
Then he gets offended and tells me that the server "lost it's connection".
I've learned though.
I've figured out how to get Steve to go where I need. The conditions have to be right. I have to set up mood lighting. It has to be quiet. (He does not like the kids around) And then while I'm on the websites he likes, I sneak around behind his back and open up another browser.
He has no idea!
It works! I feel like a teenager sneaking the folk's liquor out of the cabinet.
Like stealing their car and going for a joy ride in the middle of the night.
Errr- none of which I have ever done- boys.
Oh Steve. What will ever happen when you find out?
I just hope you will forgive me because I can't quit you.





Help a Mother Out

 "Diaper duty" was what I called the stage in my life when the boys were in diapers. I saw no end in sight and the thought that one day they would peeps and popes in the toilet was unfathomable. To those in the throws of diaper duty, I have come out of it and know that there is light at the end of the tunnel.
It does get better.
Well, it gets better in a way.
Teaching boys to "aim" into the toilet was a whole new can of worms- but I digress. 
It was stressful enough- I had two boys in diapers at the same time.
I found that my days were spent figuring out how to sync their poop cycles. 
I was a little sleep deprived- ok.  
Add to that the amount of money it cost to keep these monkeys diapered. Times are tough and the thought of spending $$$ on diapers for some is just too much. 
Photo credit Wendy Copley
Help a mother out is a non-profit that seeks to improve the lives of mothers, children, and families in need one diaper at a time. The organization coordinates a network of diaper donation drives throughout California and parts of the country and maintains a regularly updated blog that addresses issues of poverty, economics, children, families, and mothers. 

The name alone speaks to us.


Kuroshio Sea

Recent count of our aquarium family has lead me to reconsider my ability to keep a lovely fish called the Tiger Barb. We started with 6 and now have none. Which leaves us with 4 sharks, one pleco, and a rainbow shark. Which is not bad were it not that all the fish left don't like to be seen by us humans. 
So they hide. 
 I always have to tell people that are looking into the empty tank that we do in fact have 6 very large creatures somewhere in there. 
Makes it kind of hard to meditate in front of the tank and ponder the meaning of life. 
So I was thrilled to find and alternative. Sit back and take a mear 4 minutes of your life to watch the most beautiful aquarium footage.
Filmed at the Kuroshio Sea tank.
Watch it in full screen mode for the best effect!


Kuroshio Sea - 2nd largest aquarium tank in the world - (song is Please don't go by Barcelona) from Jon Rawlinson on Vimeo.


Sea Nymph

The theme for the week was pirates. 
We went to the Renaissance Festival in Maryland and apparently it was pirate weekend. So while I don't believe that there were any actual pirates in the 1400s, fun was had by all.
 I do have to say that the "food on stick" items were well worth the drive. Those clever renaissance peeps had me at the mac and cheese on a stick followed by sweet potato sticks followed by cheesecake on a stick dipped in chocolate. Yum. 
So to end the week, I'll share an amazing installation by Josh Beckman called Sea Nymph. 







All images by Marianne Williams. More at Machine Project
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